Good news Germany. If you keep taking in infinity migrants, you’ll soon have your boring, safe, first world country enriched with the infinite joys of diversity, the most wonderful and amazing thing in the whole world, with benefits so vast and enormous, that the average human is simply too simple minded to ever comprehend them. The bad news however, is that you’re going to have to ban one of your evil traditions, in order to fully enjoy those vast and obvious benefits. However, that really isn’t bad news at all, seeing as this particular tradition, is so monstrous, that nobody sane will miss it. You’ll be thankful when its gone.
Dear City council of Munich,
I am writing this letter to bring to your attention something that I
and many Muslims believe is unfair and requires attention. I would like to inform you that the Oktoberfest is an Intolerant and Anti-Islamic event. We tried to ignore the event, but there too many Un-Islamic acts done at the Oktoberfest. Such as alcohol consumption, public nudity etc.
And yet for some reason, he chooses to go live in a Non-Islamic country, when there are plenty of Islamic countries that he could go to instead. It’s just yet another case of…
Why would anyone choose to go live in a country with a culture they disagree with. Imagine if a German person went to live in whatever country this guy came from and demanded they change their culture to make him more comfortable. Why are so many people incapable of actually thinking that way and coming to that same conclusion as me? Is it really that complex to think that way?
We understand that the Oktoberfest is a yearly German tradition, but we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event, because it offends us and all Muslims on the earth. We are requesting the immediate cancellation of the upcoming Oktoberfest event.
And plenty of your Muslim traditions offend us, but we don’t demand that you change them in the countries that you control, so don’t think you have a right to demand that others change their traditions in the countries they control.
We also believe that the Oktoberfest might also offend all the Muslim refugees coming from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan. The cancellation of the Oktoberfest event will help refugees not to forget their Islamic history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
As a non-German (but a fellow white, indigenous European) let me just say this. I don’t give a single fuck if those so called refugees are offended by Oktoberfest. If they’re really such poor, pathetic, vulnerable, desperate, helpless, delicate, little flowers, like we’re led to believe, then these people should just be fucking grateful that the traitor Merkel is already essentially willing to commit genocide against the people she supposedly represents, just to help these people.
If they aren’t willing to accept that, then tough. What other options do they have? Staying in Hungary under Viktor Orban, who has made it quite clear that they aren’t welcome in Europe at all, as far as he’s concerned?
Seriously, as far as I’m concerned, these people shouldn’t be in Europe at all, but if Germany is willing to take them in, the least they can do is show their gratitude and respect German culture, like good guests. Of course, these people didn’t come to Germany as desperate refugees, or as guests. They came here as a Trojan horse, to weaken Europe for inevitable Islamic conquest. They have no respect. They never will have respect. All they understand is strength. Therefore, Germany needs to speak back to them in the very way they understand best.